Recordable talking buttons + a 30-day training system written for cats — not adapted from a dog manual. Stop guessing what the 5am yelling means. Get told.
Ships from our supplier in 8–14 days. Worth the wait — your cat has waited its whole life to complain properly.
← this is basically the whole product.
Your cat presses. You obey.
Each button plays a word you record. Your cat learns that pressing it makes the thing happen. That’s not a gimmick — it’s the same association learning behind every treat your cat has ever manipulated out of you.
Every treat, every play session — press the button, say the word, deliver. Your cat watches you like you’ve lost it. It’s learning.
Week two-ish: a paw, a face-boop, a full-body flop onto the button. It counts. Reward instantly — accident becomes strategy.
The intentional press. From now on your cat asks instead of screaming at the void. Add more words from there.
30-second recording, loud clear playback, and a press force calibrated for a cat paw — not a labrador.
Cats learn location before sound. The guide's placement plan anchors every button to one spot, because a moved button is a forgotten button.
Treat, Food, Play, Pets, Outside, Water, plus blanks for whatever your cat's deal is. Included in your digital pack.
A day-by-day cat training plan: what to do, what “on schedule” looks like, and what to do when your cat ignores everything on day 5 (spoiler: that’s on schedule too). Sent to your inbox the moment you order, so you start before the box arrives. This is why our cats learn and the $13 Amazon buttons end up in a drawer.
Your order email links to progress videos of Mojo learning, so you can compare against a real cat, not a promise.
Not included. You have one. That’s the hard part sorted.
You press, cat watches, judgment is silent. Association is building.
First accidental presses. Face-boops count.
Press, then look at you. That’s intent. That’s the moment.
Reliable use, second and third words, a cat that asks.
Most cats that get the daily 2–5 minute sessions press intentionally within 2–3 weeks. Some take six. A rare few opt out entirely — they’re cats. The guide’s troubleshooting section covers the slow cases, and the timeline above is the real one.
Seniors often learn faster — established routines mean established wants. “Lazy” cats are usually just food-motivated cats who haven’t been offered the right currency. Start with the treat they’d commit crimes for.
8–14 days — the kit ships directly from our supplier. Tracking is emailed the moment it’s on the way. We’d rather tell you that now than surprise you on day 6.
30-day money-back guarantee from delivery. Work the guide, and if you and your cat aren’t getting anywhere, email us and we’ll refund it.
Yes, standard replaceable batteries. Recording is one press-and-hold; re-record any word, any time.
6 buttons · word stickers · the 30-day guide, sent instantly
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